ALERT: Green Dildo Army Attacks 3 NFL Fields Today, With 1 Phallus Getting Mistaken For A Flag On The Broadcast. Earth Remains A Very Stupid Place.

Credit where credit is due, The Green Dildo Army reached the pinnacle of the sport today. Tossing them onto WNBA courts was just a little too easy. And it got old pretty quick. But this throw in Cincinnati was something to behold. Such precise end zone accuracy the broadcast booth thought a flag was on the field. That's powerful stuff. 

Kudos bars all around gang!

Truthfully I've gone back and forth the past few months whether these maniacs are even worth blogging about. Then I remember that pageviews are good and I move on. But I did put out a pretty concrete challenge after their NFL preseason stunt, and I guess I gotta tip my cap that those crazy bastards for getting it done. They did the Dildo-ers of Buffalo proud!

Not just getting it on the broadcast but also got the official NFL account even tweeting it out. Bananaland. 

Who knows what comes next for the plastic penis gang. They have a high bar to climb to actually make a dent in the NFL Dildo ranks. Gonna have to get one in the red zone of an active drive at the very least. 

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And buckle up your dickstraps because that wasn't the only green dildo flying around the gridiron today. 

Detroit & Miami got hit hard too….

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And lest we forget they successfully hit Chicago & Indy & Cleveland already last week…

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And if you're totally lost here I don't blame you. These have truly been some of the dumbest blogs I've ever written. 

But if you want the full monty, here's the front to back green dildo experience: 

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Seems like their green army has a pretty deep bench, so Goodell & his goons might be in for a very long season. I'm not sure how they can one up themselves from here but there's no doubt they will try. If anything, the really futile & stupid gestures are just getting started. 

Maybe we could use some dumb distractions like this right now though? Who fuckin' knows man. I'm just here so I don't get fined.