Russell Wilson Moon Balled The Giants To The Brink Of Victory Before The Jaws Of Defeat Once Again Devoured Big Blue's Ass
Well that fucking sucked. Actually you know what? Let me rephrase that. That sucked. Fucking sucked was the absolute sludge we watched the Giants try to pass off as football last Sunday. This game just good old fashioned sucked with a solid kick to the balls along the way, which I guess is progress?
Sure it's frustrating to watch your team get called for a million penalties, employ a coward defensive coordinator, and seemingly turn up the difficulty to All-Madden every single time they enter the red zone. But at least we had fun? I know that sounds like a pee wee football coach talking to his team. However, I'm happy to feel at least some sort of excitement and happiness on Sunday, which you had to feel went Russell Wilson went full (LL Cool J cups his hands around his mouth) RUSSELL WILSONNNNNNNNNNN with some vintage Russ Moon Balls.
Mix in some INCREDIBLE Cam Skattebo truck sticks along with a touchdown and dare I say I actually enjoyed watching the Giants play this week! I can't even get that mad at Brandon Aubrey tying the game up at the end of regulation with a 64-yard field goal since he was already a cheat code before every kicker could hit 50 yarders in their sleep and the Giants haven't beaten Dak Prescott in a comically long time.
Whatever. We're on to (checks Schedule of Death) Kansas City next week! I'm sure the Giants will do the usual things that piss me off. But maybe, just maybe they sprinkle some excitement in there so I don't actively hate my favorite sport before Halloween yet again.
Speaking of which, it was crazy to watch these two games play out like this on my quad box within mere minutes of each other, which at least kept one of the teams I'm a gypsy fan for alive (for now).
