Sydney Sweeney Ditched Her Good Jeans For The BEST Dress At The Emmys (And Also Went Cheeks Out In A Canyon For Her Birthday Party)
Have a NIGHT Sydney Sweeney! I'd throw in that age old Smutler quote of "HAVE MERCY!!!" but I think we all know by now, Syd won't be letting off the gas anytime soon. It's pedal to the metal for the next 6-9 years, bare minimum.
And this red dress she just rocked at the Emmys is even more proof of that dynasty. The scariest part is we might not even be in her prime yet… Bah GAWD King.
This is going to break people in half!
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CBS Photo Archive. Getty Images.If she ends up getting Oscar buzz for 'Christy', watch out world.
The blonde bazooka revolution WILL be televised.
Maybe some people (women) are tired of her endless commercials (trying to provide for her family) but I don't see those going away anytime soon either. Nor do I have a problem with them. More the merrier I say.
And regardless, by this point Sydney Sweeney is already a total brand herself anyway. The movies & TV series are great no doubt, however her real power resides right at home on her Instagram. Barely has to lift a finger to cause an internet earthquake. Or is this case, "Woah, make the ground move: that's an ass quake". Are we still allowed to sing his songs? Anyway,
*Heath Ledger voice: You seeee, she only has to post (1) picture gallery going fullllll cheeks out in a canyon, and everyone loses their minds!
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Her lil gallery has only been up for 12 hours but it already has 2 million likes and 150,000 shares. She's got 25 million followers overall so maybe to some that seems like a small ratio of likes… No, those are NUMBIES folks. Like iconic legendary social numbies that anyone would do a deal with the devil for . And yet all Sydney has to do is pop on a bathing suit and exist around water. Pretty decent deal.
Yeah I'd say the age of man is over. The age of Sweeney has begun. All hail our fearless supreme leader!
Here's a deeper look at her other birthday suits if you're into that sort of thing. Vaya con dios.
PS: speaking of the Emmys congrats to our #1 Jersey Girl, Cristin Milioti on her win for 'The Penguin'. Beyond well deserved and that series is worth watching for her alone. Don't fuck this up Matt Reeves, PUT SOFIA FALCONE IN THAT SHIT! I'm literally begging you brother.
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