"If They Open This Fucking Gate, I'll Fucking Kill You" Zach Bryan Tried To Fight Fellow Country Singer Gavin Adcock By Climbing A Barbed Wire Fence At A Festival? Gavin Gave His Side Of The Story To Dave Portnoy Today
Who knew the country music scene had BEEF like this huh? Now cards on the table, I have no fucking clue why "The Smallest Man" Zach Bryan & Gavin Adcock are trying to become the redneck version of Biggie VS Tupac. I certainly do NOT care.
But I do love pageviews. And I also can't resist the juicy potential of a famous dirtbag possibly deciding to enter our Rough N' Rowdy ring. Sounds like their rivalry runs pretty deep too? Jack Mac has the full barb wire breakdown here:
As is tradition with most of these pseudo street fights, it was A LOT of bark and very little bite. But maybe Gavin was just worried about beating the brakes off of a very tiny boy with no ambulances nearby?
Keep in mind, he did play D1 college football as a DEFENSIVE LINEMAN at 5'11'' 275lbs... Safe to say he's got some mitts on that Cracker Barrel body.
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Thankfully we don't have to speculate any further on that, because Gavin himself joined Dave Portnoy & the boys on 'Wake Up Barstool' to set the record straight today.
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No matter which side of the fence you're on though, ya gotta agree that was absolute loser behavior from a lil LEGO shaped man. Seems like no matter how much money he makes or Chickenfry clones he dates, nothing fills up that hole in his soul. Billboard hits and buckets of booze are all the same to that small man. What a life!
Looking at him reminds me of this quote from True Detective S1.
I can see your soul at the edges of your eyes. It's corrosive, like acid. You got a demon, little man. And I don't like your face. It makes me wanna do things to it.
And as Jack Mac pointed out above, when it comes to Zach's next GF you can exactly guess who she's gonna look like.
Time really is a flat circle, isn't it little man?
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What a world indeed! Thankfully the non-small people are all doing just fine.
In fact Bri just had the summer of a lifetime down on the shore with all of America's Sweethearts and UNC.
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And if it wasn't already clear, Zach Bryan you are STILL disavowed from The Yak too. Suck brick kid.
But if you sign an NDA, I can hook you up with a sweet deal to fight Gavin Adcock in RNR. (500 hundred dollar purse - half of that in cash, half of it in coupons to local businesses baby. WOO!)
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PS: let's have a moment for the real country star here. Give me more CHET