Watch: Tua Throws Brainless Pick To End The Dolphins Season And Prove Frank The Tank Right About Their Super Bowl Odds "I Have A Better Chance Of Hooking Up With Sydney Sweeney"
Thoughts & Prayers to Frank The Tank, Nicky Smokes, and anyone other poor soul with the unfortunate reality of being a Miami Dolphins fans. It wasn't like they came into this season as Super Bowl favorites or anything, but man oh manmanischewitz they are BAD bad. With very little hope in sight for the future, 2025 or otherwise.
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And before it all went to shit in the 4th quarter, they almost pulled off a wild win on the road. Ollie Gordon flashed some potential. no name offensive lineman were holding strong against the Bills D… it all seemed like a dream. But ultimately it was the $212 million dollar nightmare that continued. Oy vey!
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But hey, can't just pin the whole thing on Tua in this case. They had some real momentum before this dumbass play happened.
Tough scenes. You hate to see it. Or do you? I guess that's in the eye of the beholder.
Either way, Dolphins fans seem locked in for the longest season of their lives. Probably a matter of weeks before McDaniels is fired, Tyreek is traded, and Tua is moved out as QB1.
Almost makes you want to shed a tear.
"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them."
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But hey, at least Ollie Gordon might be a good RB4 fantasy stash? Malik Washington is kinda fast? The weather is always great? T's & P's to all the Miami fans in need of a firm hug right now. Thankfully in Nicky Smokes case, he's already all set there. Way to go kiddo!
However whoever this guy is, you sir, are FUCKED. And just like the FSU Poop dude, you better deliver on that promise ASAP or risk an even worse curse on the Dolphins franchise. 1000 years Morty.
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Okay fair game pal. Maybe this will be the start of some new voodoo & much needed momentum in a new direction? It's time to clean house folks. Do it for Frank! Or at the very least somebody get Sydney Sweeney to do a Frank Walks with him.
That's what I'll be rooting for this season. Also Stingers. Maybe the greatest thing to come out of Buffalo other than Josh Allen & The Gronks box juice collection.
PS: for anyone looking who doesn't know who Sydney Sweeney is, here's some light education on the subject.