Rock Bottom: Tua Blamed Ravens Fans For Making Too Much Noise, Made The Game Even Harder For Him And The Dolphins (The Game Was In Miami)

I know people are screaming to never let the Dolphins play in prime time or standalone games because of how bad they are. I disagree. Let us watch this disaster one more time before they blow it all up. I want to see Tua give a speech that puts Luke Kwon right to sleep. 

This is how you do it, Tua: 

Anyways, you go back to last night and yeah, this team fucking sucks. I don't feel bad for the Nicky Smokes of the world. You chose this life, you live(d) in Miami, you can do anything you want any day of the week. You don't have to watch the Dolphins. You don't have to watch this: 

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Speaking of which, does Tua know he doesn't have to talk? Every time he goes and does a press conference he says something so insanely stupid that it just makes Dolphins even more pissed off. He recently said he was too short to see Waddle on passes

Now he's out here throwing a hissy fit that the Ravens had more fans. Wonder why? Wonder what would cause everyone from the Inner Harbor or Dundalk or Timonium or Severna Park and head to Miami? Could it be the beautiful weather and the fact that you can make it that stupid purple camo all over the place? If you want to know what rock bottom is, this is it for the Dolphins. You have the worst (non-creep) contract in the NFL. You have a coach that's walking dead at this point. You have nothing fun, nothing worth watching.