'Alcohol Helps' - Dan Campbell Admitted Even He Could Be Talked Into Anything During Halloween, Wife Helped Him Dress Up As Marilyn Monroe

This right here is one of the most important statements made by an NFL coach today. Correction: it's made by the ideal NFL coach. You see Dan Campbell you see a lip full of dip, a cold beer in each hand and no nonsense. In fact, he doesn't even have time to share with his wife during bye weeks because he is always on football: 

But now he's admitting that during his playing days, he dressed up like Marilyn Monroe. This is important for any guy who is throwing a fit about being in a couple's costume or having his significant other get on them about getting dressed up. This isn't for us olds, this is for those in their early-mid 20s. This is for the guys who still need to figure it all out. If this man can dress up like Marilyn Monroe, you can slap on a cliche outfit:

And he's right, alcohol helps. It's one of those holidays where you just drink it away. When you get older, you gotta start making sure the kids go to the right houses, take your dad tax and move on. But when you're younger? Embrace it. Probably nothing scarier than Dan Campbell dressed up as Marilyn Monroe, but hey, anything when you have your wife helping you. It's important relationship advice too. Pick your battles, pick the fights you want to have and at some point just suck it up and do something dumb. 

The real thing is now we need this picture to get out. Someone out there has to have it, assuming it came from a team party. Enjoy the holiday, enjoy the Halloween parties, especially if you're in college.