Love Takes Another Blow: It Brings Me No Joy To Share That Ana de Armas and Tom Cruise Have Broken Up
Love took a big hit this week as it was reported that Tom Cruise and Ana de Armas have broken up, ending their almost year-long relationship.
(US Weekly) Tom Cruise and Ana de Armas have officially called it quits after less than one year together, Us Weekly can confirm. “Tom and Ana are done for now,” a source exclusively tells Us. “It was more Ana’s decision because things were moving fast and she started to get a little uncomfortable with how fast it was going.”
You could make the case that these two were a bizarre fit from the jump. When I say that I mean they had no fucking chance to stick. I love Tom Cruise, but he's 63 and not even Ethan Hunt anymore.
Anadolu. Getty Images.Meanwhile Ana de Armas is 37 years old and still one of the hottest people alive.
Stefania M. D'Alessandro. Getty Images.Things apparently started out great between the two before Tom got excited and started moving too fast. Big surprise a 63 year old wanted different things than someone 26 years younger. She probably didn't love that his idea of a date night involves skydiving with a burning parachute.
That and maybe the whole scientology cult thing just wasn't working out.
Good on Tom for trying though, not the scientology part, I mean dating Ana de Armas. Nine months with that goddess is a whole lot better than 99.99999999% of the human population. He just needed a little fun after the Mission Impossible franchise closed its doors. Messed around a little with Ana to pass the time before his next big venture.
As for Ana? What a bizarre dating history. A few Spanish actors to start, followed by Ben Affleck, Tinder VP Paul Boukadakis, the stepson of Cuba's dictator (boy did her fans from Cuba hate this one), with Tom rounding out the bunch. Truly impossible to tell where she'll turn next. Still can't believe she's 37 and not 29.
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I get the feeling she's going to be just fine.
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