Kids Across America Are Going Absolutely Insane for College Basketball Teams' 67th Point and It Kinda Rocks

I don't think anyone of legal age to purchase alcohol can possibly understand just how deep the 6-7 craze goes with the youths. Every time I see a video of kids encountering the two integers in succession, they lose their fucking minds. Oprah has given away cars to audiences less enthused than middle schoolers hearing 6-7.

And it seems this may be poised to become a subplot throughout the college basketball season, because there were games all around the country on Monday attended by field trip groups that went absolutely feral when the home team got to 67 points. It's like the Taylor University "Silent Night" game, except you have to wait most of the game for the payoff and there are plenty of older adults in the arena who have no clue what is going on.

I want some smaller school out there to dedicate an entire game this season to 6-7. Make tickets $6.70, popcorn and drinks $0.67, pack the arena to the rafters with 4th-8th graders and just wait for the chaos. If there's any way you could pull off the Silent Night gimmick all the way to 67 points, that would be incredible, but I'm not optimistic that's possible with an arena full of kids just waiting for the magical moment of 6-7 ecstasy.

If you do that, though, you have to make absolutely sure you land on exactly 67 points. I don't even want to know what would happen if a school ran that promotion and hit a three to go from 65 to 68. There would be a mutiny.