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A Very Bitter Jordan Binnington Tried To Steal Ovi's 900th Goal Puck By Sticking It Down His Pants Instead Of Giving It Back To Ovi

Just an absolute weirdo move from Jordan Binnington here. Binnington is known for being a nutcase, a psycho, a loser, a whiner, and so on and so forth. But to stick Ovi's 900th puck in his pants like that? Come on dude. Time and place. I mean I get that he has a couple screws loose in his noggin, but to make goal 900 all about him? Loser behavior. 

And if you need to be a loser, be a loser with an ounce of decorum. Smash your stick across the crossbar. Instigate a line brawl. Pull the Hasek and throw your blocker at someone. But to stick number 900 down your drawers? Well now that I type it...kinda funny....but it's still fuck Jordan Binnington. Not everything needs to be a Jordan Binnington pity party. Not everything needs to be a Jordan Binnington ego check. Not everything needs to be a Jordan Binnington temper tantrum. He could have been cool, collected the puck, handed it to Ovi, and been like "congrats bro". Instead he did the polar opposite like a bitter dickhead. And then he was pulled after giving up 2 more goals in the next few minutes. And in a few weeks he will be replaced by Logan Thompson as Canada's starting goalie. A real shame.