Now It's Serious: The Dolphins Took Pop-A-Shot Out Of Their Locker Room, Two Weeks After Not Blaming It For Their Shitty Record

We're at the part of the season where teams start getting desperate. The trade deadline has come and gone, people are giving up on the season or just itching to be 'in the hunt' on the graphic. We saw the Ravens remove their ping pong table and it worked for a win. Granted, they played the Dolphins, but it still worked.

Speaking of the Dolphins, add them to the list: 

It's serious when it comes to Pop-a-Shot. That's a real game, not ping pong. But what makes it even funnier is 2 weeks ago, they had this out there

So, what's the point of this? 

Oh, well, that makes sense. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the Dolphins being 2-7. But, let's talk Pop-a-Shot here for a second. That game fucking rules. I don't know anyone who doesn't like Pop-a-Shot. If you see Pop-a-Shot, you're playing. It's the beauty of having a couple young kids now. I find myself at arcades way more than I ever thought at 38. But, you know what? They want to play Pop-a-Shot, I'm right there getting my reps in to get some tickets so they can spend $40 to get an eraser. 

The real problem here is whoever had the record. That's just gone. You need to make sure you have a picture with that score, keep that shit forever. You're not winning football games, the least you can do is have the locker room Pop-a-Shot record. 

It's over now. Mike McDaniel can't come back from removing Pop-a-Shot. They have to win out and win a playoff game for the first time in 25 years. I'm sure that'll happen.