"I Have NEVER Been Creamed On Like This Before!" - Chelsea Green Just Made WWE History In More Ways Than One. BAH GAWD KING!
I don't know what the hell is going on down in NTX but… I like it. Of course thoughts & prayers to Chelsea Green dealing with that horrible mess. But as they say, God bears his biggest burdens to those who can shoulder the load(s).
There's a first time for everything I guess.
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You certainly hate to see bad things happen to beautiful people, but her boyfriend husband & fellow wrestler Matt Cardona didn't seem too torn up about it.
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What a grapplefuck power couple, I think they'll be alright. Especially since Chelsea just had one of the greatest rebounds in WWE history. Going from a deep creaming on NXT one night to then winning the Women's United States Championship on Smackdown right after? That's gotta be some kind of record. Not to mention she was already holding the AAA Mixed Tag Team Belt too. Respectfully, I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE!
And hopefully this inspires more basic cable creamings in the future. I do miss the glory days of Edge & Lita literally fucking on a bed in the middle of the ring. Raw power. Ran hard & put away wet. God bless USA Network man. What a time to be alive!
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When wrestlers ask me for advice, I say don’t quit…that’s it. You might make it if you don’t. You definitely won’t make it if you do. @ImChelseaGreen is proof of that. A career of highs and lows…didn’t complain…did the work…did the extra work…was Alwayz Ready! (she’ll hate that I said the part) I’m very proud of you babe…I love you.
I haven't been in the WWE weeds for a long time other than a few choice PPVs, but I do know Chelsea Green has been an absolute grinder her entire career. Someone who was born to wrestle, entertain, and look great spinning around in spandex. A worthy champion indeed. Power to the passion baby! So congrats to her on making all those dreams come true. Hard work pays off.
Let's appreciate her reign while we got it. You won't find me arguing with Torrie Wilson in these streets.
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"Chelsea Green, I love her, I love her character. She is just the epitome of someone that can kill it in the ring as a wrestler and then also kill it when she’s a valet, kill it in the backstage skits that are, like, literally she makes the most of every second she gets on TV and she is the epitome of someone that would be just a great valet."
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PS: shout out to TORRID SEX, he really was the Rated-R Superstar.
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PPS: here's the latest from fellow WWE smokeshow Liv Morgan, maybe back in early 2026?
PPPS: if you prefer a vintage stroll down mammory lane, I don't blame you brother. Vaya con dios