Reminder: BYE Week MK64 Tournament At Sto's Bar On Sunday If You're Even Worthy To Breathe With The Best

We’ve done it before and now we’re doing it again. I’ve received numerous challenges/hate/threats in regards to Mario Kart 64 since claiming I’m the best player in the world. Well, now it’s time to put your money where your mouth is again, chumps. I’m like 20-3 right now since the MK 64 Challenge Amongst Men was declared a few years back. Did I get hosed in the 3 losses because it was essentially 3 racing/battling against 1? Of course. But I lost fair and square within the rules and will take that to by grave. Still think I’m the greatest pound for pound racer outside of any Japanese kid the world has ever seen.

Come and dance with the devil by the pale moon light this Sunday, at 12:30 PM at Sto’s Bar in Olde City (between 2nd and 3rd on Market). Come and sign up at High Noon. $20 entry into the tournament. $20 open far for all those who deem worthy. Winner walks away with all the money and dignity in the place. We’re capping it off with 32 entreats so if you want your spot guaranteed, email Phillytips@barstoolsports.com and show up at NOON SHARP to get set up. If there are still spaces available then, then well, they’ll be available. We’ll also be giving away other specials and Barstool happy crap in honor of the Eagles guaranteeing they won’t lose this weekend.

Let’s dance. Picasso was born to paint. Babe Ruth was born to hit home runs. I was born conquer Rainbow Road. If you’re not ready, think twice before entering. Don’t want to see anyone get seriously hurt like last time.