Start Your Week Off By Watching The Mountain From Game Of Thrones Toss A Keg Higher In The Air Than Anyone In Human History

Yeah!  Let’s toss things into the air as high as possible! I needed to see that.  After a long weekend of inhaling truly disgusting amounts of pie, turkey, gravy and wine I needed something to slowly ease me back into the work week.  What better than satisfying my animalistic side by watching a man dominate in a physical competition. Or at least I think its a competition? Any video I ever see of The Mountain from GOT it’s just him by himself tossing heavy objects around.  Anyway, that right there is a Death Bed Brag. Pretty self explanatory. It’s a life accomplishment that you can brag about on your death bed.  Things like brushing your teeth or wiping your own ass or showering on a semi-regualr basis don’t make the cut.  But tossing a keg higher in the air than any other human to ever walk God’s green Earth?  That’s def a Death Bed Brag. Other DBBs (Death Bed Brags) include losing your virginity (keeping my fingers crossed that 2016 is my year) and eating 100 shrimp during Red Lobster’s all-you-can-eat shrimp special.

PS- Is this his girlfriend/wife?

How can she still walk? How does she not get around in a wheel chair? Having sex with The Mountain from Game of Thrones has to be like having sex with an actual mountain. In terms of How The Hell Does That Sex Even Work, that’s right up there with Shaq and his wife. I’m not saying I wanna see how it works but I’m saying I wanna see how it works.