A Chinese Zookeeper Getting Dragged All Over The Place By A Zebra Is A Terrible Look For Both China And The Zoo

I understand that if a wild animal gets a little feisty, a human may have a tough time containing it. That’s just how the call of the wild works. But this is straight up Bully Ball by the zebra here. If you are a zookeeper and you get rag dolled by some sort of predator or monstrous creature, I can give you a pass. But getting your sauce peppered by an animal that is being eaten by another animal 90% of the time it is on TV is downright embarrassing shit. And I am pretty sure that wasn’t even a regular zebra. That zebra looked like it was some sort of midget zebra or a donkey zebra that may have even had some sort of learning disability. Humans didn’t evolve to the top of the food chain to have something like this happen. Which is why you cannot send a couple of other zookeepers with some bamboo sticks after that guy. Either he walks out with the zebra’s head in his hands or he gets a pink slip in his hands.

And if this zookeeper was lucky enough to survive/be fired, he then his next battle will likely be with the Chinese government. There is going to be a lot of dick measuring over the next four years between China and the United States. The Chinese cannot afford to have a video like this go public and show that they can’t even control their own zoos if they want to win a stare down with The Donald. In fact, looking back now, I wouldn’t be surprised if those guys with the bamboo sticks were looking to extinguish both the zebra and the zookeeper and keep this entire situation under wraps.