Worst Luck Ever - Dude Gets His Dick Stuck Inside The Woman He's Cheating With, Has To Be Wheeled To The Hospital On A Cart Through The Middle Of Town
The Sun – A CHEATING couple had to do the ultimate parade of shame when the man’s penis became STUCK inside his secret lover during sex, it has been claimed.
The amorous pair were forced to be carried through bustling streets packed with shocked locals on their way to get urgent medical help, an unverified video of the incident appears to show.
The shocking footage appears to show the couple, still stuck together, being transported along a street on the back of a wooden wheeled cart.
It is said to be have been filmed in Kenya at an undisclosed location and shows the woman covering her face with bed sheets as she is wheeled along while her lover is less bashful and simply looks around at the crowd.
The couple are believed to have been having sex at a hotel called the Explor-Inn when the man found he was unable to separate from his married lover.
I’ve never cheated in a relationship (sick brag by me about being a good person) so I can’t really relate, maybe I’m just talking out of my ass here. But I’ve got to imagine it’s one of the most stressful things you can do. To talk to someone, to make plans to meet up, to have sex, all behind somebody’s back that you (in theory) at least somewhat care about. You map out all the scenarios and the contingency plans and have all your excuses lined up for everything that could possibly come up. Feel like you’ve got all your bases covered as well as you possibly could. And then the dude gets his dick stuck inside of you. Penis literally stuck inside of your vagina. Nostradamus wouldn’t even see that shit coming. Just the worst possible luck you could possibly have. And then the kicker, to be in a place where the only means of transportation to the hospital is on a cart in a direct route through the center of town? Getting wheeled through the marketplace during lunch hour with the dude you’re cucking your husband with rock hard trapped inside you?
Kind of makes you believe in karma a little bit.