It's Time We Finally Appreciate The Bizarre Life Of Mascots This March (From The Blogger Who Was A College Mascot For Exactly 1 Game In 2009)
The Philadelphia Flyers Are Avoiding The Curse Of "Wally The Alligator", Allow Emotional Support Pet Into The Game Tonight
Being A Mascot Has To Be The Only Job In America That Gives You The Green Light To Regularly Beat Up Little Kids For A Living
Naturally, Philly Had All The Mascots Be The First To Drive Across I-95 After It Collapsed Less Than 2 Weeks Ago
The Philadelphia Flyers Are Addicted To Getting Their Asses Kicked, Now On Pace For Their Third 10-Game Losing Streak Of The Season
It Is Not Totally Beyond The Realm Of Possibility That The Philadelphia Flyers Never Win Another Hockey Game Again
The Philadelphia Flyers, A Hockey Team Which Sucks A Considerable Amount Of Ass, Are Currently On Their Second 10-Game Losing Streak Of The Year
First Time Long TimeIt's Time For The People Of Philadelphia To Wake Up And See Gritty For The Sinister Piece Of Shit That Truly He Is
Gritty Hung Full Dong On National Television And It's About Time The NHL Does Something About This Maniac
Gritty (And Kevin Hayes) Have Successfully Bullied The NHL Into Letting That Menace Into Games This Year
The Season Hasn't Even Started Yet And The Flyers Are Already The Most Disrespected Team In The League
