Uhhh, No Duh: Tua Openly Admitted He Can't Do Half Of What Josh Allen Does At Quarterback, Dolphins Keep Finding Rock Bottom
Gotta Leave It All On The Field: Sean McVay Tore His Plantar Fascia While Moving On The Sidelines During The Rams Game This Past Week
Dudes Rock: Someone Unleashed A Wet Fart During Tyrell Hatton's Backswing, Made Him Walk Away From The Tee Box Laughing Hysterically
A New Tradition Unlike Any Other: We're Finally Able To Watch More Of The Masters On TV, Getting An Extra Two Hours During The First Two Rounds
The Dumbest Rule In Sports - A Golfer Was DQ'd On The 20th Hole Of His US Mid-Am Match Because His Caddie Accepted A Cart Ride To The Hole
Chris Fowler Was Fighting For His Life In The Booth For Raiders/Chargers Last Night, Should Have Tapped In Brent Musburger As The Emergency Announcer
'He Wasn't Telling Me To Screw Off' - It Took Two Games For Liam Coen And Trevor Lawrence To Clarify They Are Just Competitors And Don't Hate Each Other
Dedication: Giusy Meloni Went From The Beach To NYC To Italy To Continue Her Dominance As A Global Superstar, Number 1 Soccer Reporter In The Game
Headlocks, Punches And, Of Course, A Guy In A 'Your Mom #69' Jersey - Bengals Fans Started Brawling In The Stands After Joe Burrow Got Hurt
All We Know Is Misery: The Giants Keep Finding New Ways To Ruin Us As Fans, Now Hold An NFL Record For Losing On 60-Yard Field Goals
Soccer Tough: It's A Miracle That Both Yerson Mosquera And Dan Burn Survived Some Of The Most Disgusting Cheap Shots The Sport Has Seen
'I Kind Of Wish Scottie Wasn't Here' - Scottie Is Dominating The Sport So Much, He's Got Pro Golfers Basically Begging Him To Stop Playing In Tournaments
Still The Same Old Bengals - Joe Burrow Is Out For At Least 3 Months With Toe Surgery Because The Franchise Refuses To Help Their Star Quarterback
A Perfect Tribute - The Lions Forced A Turnover And Celebrated By Running One Of Ben Johnson's Old Plays, Team Account Subtly Tweeted Out 'Fuck The Bears'
'We Won The Game! You're Spoiled!' - LSU's Brian Kelly Delivered His Annual Incredible Rant Because Reporters Thought The Offense Sucked
'He Tackled Me, And Hurt Me, So I've Got Something For Him' - It's So Sad Listening To CeeDee Lamb Promising Revenge Because Dru Phillips Made A Football Play
Get The Kneecaps Ready: Dan Campbell Claims The Lions Are 'Going To Win This Game. We Have To', Pulling Anything Negative To Motivate Him
ALERT: Margot Robbie Made Her Red Carpet Return After A Hiatus, Reminds Everyone She's Still One Of The Best To Ever Do It
'I Remember Jim ... I Have No Fond Memories' - It's So Damn Good To Have The Pete Carroll/Jim Harbaugh Rivalry In The NFL Again
Pretty Solid Night At Wake Forest: A Ref Caught A Pass Right In The Dick And A Food Truck Caught On Fire, Smoked Out The Stadium Mid-Game
Jogo Bonito: Eva Murati Took A Break From Champions League Coverage To Dominate A Red Carpet, Continues To Be A Dual Threat Superstar
'I'd Like To See You Go Block Those Guys' - Cam Ward Doesn't Want To Hear Any Criticism Of The Titans Offensive Line Until You Personally Line Up Against Broncos Defense
'I Know If I Don't Make Kicks, I'll Be Out Of Here' - Eddy Pineiro Was Brought In To Help Fix The 49ers, Promptly Became The Most Self-Aware NFL Kicker
Adam Silver Calling The NBA A 'Highlight League', Telling Fans To Who Can't Afford Streaming Services To Watch On Social Media Is So Goddamn Stupid
Scottie Scheffler Got Sassy And Reminded Everyone He's The Best In The World After Being Asked About Never Winning In Tournament Debut
