'The Guys Before Us Didn't Win Anything Either' - Christian Pulisic And Tim Weah Keep The Dumb Fight Going Against Former US Players Bashing This Era
'I Am The Head Coach. I Am Not A Mannequin.' - Mauricio Pochettino Fires Back Again At Christian Pulisic, Isn't Going To Let Players Dictate When They Want To Play
Things Are Going So Bad For US Soccer That We Now Have Jesse Marsch And Canada Making Fun Of The Dumbass Drama Surrounding Our Team
A New Rock Bottom: US Loses Its 3rd Match In A Row, Christian Pulisic's Dad Is Telling Landon Donovan To Grow A Pair For Criticizing Guys Sitting Out
Everything Is Going Great: Mauricio Pochettino Appears To Call Out Christian Pulisic For Skipping The Gold Cup, USMNT 'Golden Generation' Seems Over
More Good Times: USA Soccer Is Embarrassing Itself Again, Limping Ass Backwards Into The World Cup Because We Have Zero Toughness
'You Are Captain America. I Don't Give A Shit What You Say ' - Christian Pulisic Did The Impossible And Became So Good That Zlatan Is Complimenting Him
Talkin Soccer: Christian Pulisic Is Unstoppable And Mauricio Pochettino Showed Why We Finally Have A Reason To Believe In The USMNT
The US Finally Has A Real Soccer Coach: It Took All Of ONE (1) Match For Mauricio Pochettino To Snap The Saddest And Most Pathetic USMNT Stats
'Protect This Fucking Guy Out There' - Matt Turner Knows Christian Pulisic Is Captain America, Begging Other US Players To Be Enforcers
Jogo Bonito: Giusy Meloni Put On A Juggling Show During A Match, Joins Christian Pulisic As The True Superstar Of Serie A
A New Era: It Took One Game And One Win To Show Why Mauricio Pochettino Should Be Viewed As The Savior For This US Soccer Generation
One Of Us - Poch Claiming Christian Pulisic Is One Of The Best Players In The World And Actually Running Practices Proves He's Made To Coach The USMNT
It's Called Soccer: Christian Pulisic Is Now Destroying Serie A, Shushing Rival Fans And Reminding Everyone He's Captain America
Good Times: US Soccer Completely Embarrassed Themselves With Another Low Point, The Same Day We Hired Mauricio Pochettino To Save The Team
Save Us Poch: Everyone In US Soccer Is Calling Each Other Out For Being Soft, Losing At Home To Canada For Just The Second Time Ever
There Better Be A Full Investigation Into This Ref After He Pulled The Ultimate Bullshit On Christian Pulisic
Christian Pulisic Is Still Captain America - Unfortunately That Means He's Still Awesome And Saved Gregg Berhalter's Job For Now
A Ghana Player Had No Decision But To Simply Quit Playing After Tim Weah Embarrassed Him During The USA's Ass Kicking Last Night
If Giusy Meloni Wants All Of Us To Cheer For AC Milan, We Have No Choice But To Declare Them America's Club
Notorious American Soccer Hero Christian Pulisic Has The Perfect Plan To Fix Soccer In The USA - Make Goals Worth 7 Points
Captain America: Christian Pulisic Is So Damn Good For AC Milan, He's Got Italian Commenters Chanting About The USA Mid-Match
The Rivalry Is Dead: Christian Pulisic Got So Bored Kicking Mexico's Ass (Again), He Started Playing Rock, Paper, Scissors On The Field
