The Philadelphia Phillies Just Added A Flamethrower To The Bullpen, Finally Find An Actual Closer In Trade For Jhoan Duran
Kyle Schwarber Now Has A Chance To Be The First Player Since Derek Jeter To Win All-Star MVP And World Series MVP In The Same Season
Kyle Schwarber's Foundation Block Party In Philly Raised Nearly Half A Million Dollars For First Responders, But The Real Story Is The Mission He's Been Building For Years Now
October Can Officially Start Now After Kyle Schwarber Nukes A Leadoff Home Run Right Down The Mets' Throats
Canadian Baseball Fans Have Lost All Credibility For Not Launching Their Hats Onto The Field For Kyle Schwarber's Hat Trick In Toronto Last Night
PREDICTION: If Kyle Schwarber Slays 3 Home Runs And 7 RBI's Every Game, The Phillies Should Win The 2024 World Series
The "SchwarBurger" For Phillies Playoff Games Looks Amazing And Should Possibly Come With A Cardiologist
The Philadelphia Phillies, And Their Rapscallion Fans, Put The Entire Padres Organization In Hell This Weekend
It's As Clear As The Day Is Long That The Philadelphia Phillies Are The Only Team That Gives A Shit About America
Trea Turner Might Have To Miss A Chunk Of The Phillies Season As He's Now The New Prime Minister Of Canada
The Broad Street Bombers Chase Lance McCullers Jr Out Of The Game After Taking Him Deep Not 1, Not 2, Not 3, Not 4, But 5(!!) Times
Ridiculously Over-The-Top Clubhouse Celebrations In Baseball Just For Making The Playoffs Are Actually Good
