Normal Times: We Finally Got To The Point Where Micah Parsons Is Tweeting About 'One Last Time', Cowboys Fans Losing Their Shit
Never Stop Talking: Jerry And Stephen Jones Haven't Missed A Step, Once Again Publicly Insulted Micah Parsons And His Contract Situation
Whoops! 'First Take' Fell For A Fake Tweet, Discussed George Pickens Catching A TD At Cowboys Practice (The Play Was Brandin Cooks From 2 Years Ago)
The Good News For Dallas Cowboys Fans Is That Micah Parsons Is Absolutely Fed Up With Jerry Jones' Shit
Keep Jerry Jones Forever - Randomly Started Insulting His Own Players While Ranting About Giving Micah Parsons A New Contract
The NFL Schedule Makers Do The Right Thing, Force Jerry Jones To Go To Philadelphia To Watch The Eagles Raise Their Super Bowl Banner
Uhh, Ya Think: A Report Claims Mike Tomlin Was The One Who Made The Call To Trade George Pickens Out Of Pittsburgh
'Confirmation, God Wanted Me In Jacksonville' - Jourdan Lewis Sounds Pumped He Doesn't Have To Deal With George Pickens As His Teammate
The Perfect Match: After Weeks Of Jerry Jones Teasing A Major Move, George Pickens Finally Gets Traded To The Cowboys For A Couple Picks
Jerry Jones Has No Other Choice But To Fight Nico Harrison After He Made His Wife Cry With The Luka Trade
Philly Area Man Makes Valid Point At Town Council Meeting. We Simply Cannot Elect Cowboys Fans To Be Mayors Around Here
The NFL Is Snot Playing Around Anymore With Violent Gestures, Makes New Rule To Ban The "Nose Wipe" Celebration
CeeDee Lamb, Who Is A Fantastic Receiver And Would Look Great In Green, Says The Eagles Have A More Passionate Fanbase Than Dallas
Dak Prescott, Who Has Played In A Total Of Zero NFC Championship Games, Says The Dallas Cowboys Are "Very Close" To The Philadelphia Eagles Right Now
Jerry Jones Is 'Shocked' The Cowboys Aren't In The Super Bowl After Making Dak Prescott The Highest Paid Player (He Forgets It's Been 30 Years)
Maybe Jerry Jones Just Wants A Glory Hole Put Into The Cowboys Facility, Because He Can't Stop Talking About Them
Incoherent Rambling, Crying And Schotty Shots - We Had An Incredible Jerry Jones Press Conference Today, Cowboys Fans Continue To Be In Hell
Smart Decision: Pete Carroll Is Officially The Raiders Next Head Coach, A Day After A Bunch Of People Reported Jerry Jones Called Him
Let The Show Begin - Jerry Jones Is Reportedly 'Enamored' With Hiring Deion Sanders, People Are Encouraging Deion To Take The Cowboys Job
Nothing Seems Like It Should Be Illegal More Than NFL Teams Interviewing Coaches Who Are Still In The Playoffs
The Cowboys Coaching Search Is Off To A Perfect Start - It Took Less Than 1 Day For Jason Witten To Be Rumored As A Candidate
NOOOOOOOOOO: The Mike McCarthy Era Is Over In Dallas, Jerry Decides To 'Part Ways' Because They Couldn't Agree On Length Of Contract
Congratulations To The Dallas Cowboys, Who Micah Parsons Declares Have Already Won Next Year's Super Bowl
Micah Parsons Makes A Great Point. The Cowboys Could Have Won That Game Against The Eagles "If You Take Away The Scoreboard"